Nun gets hit by angry Mob
The New York branch of the local KKK union was up to its old tricks today. Three large hairy type gorillas attacked a poor defenseless nun on her way to the convent in the Bronx, last night. Luckily, four of her fifth grade students came along and beat the living hell into the three goons. The nun remains in fair condition at St. Lukes’ hospital in the Bronx. Sister Mary Lukas, a well-known activist and supporter of the President’s policies on equal rights for everyone, has made various public speeches centering on and titled, “Equal rights and the KKK”. Local police suspect that the three from the KKK allegedly beat the hell out of her, because of her involvement in the activities she takes so much pride in. The police didn’t condemn Lukas for her activist nature, but Sergeant Wilma Hodgekin of the Tenth precinct stated, in a press conference yesterday, ”I feel sorry for the sister, but why the hell did she get involved with all this stuff in the first place? Jesus!” The police expect to catch the assailants very soon, due to a remarkable detailing of the description of the three men, given by one of students, Roger “big man” Hoyt. When I asked him how he remembered all the small details of the three guys he answered, “Man, I learned all that stuff on the tube.” This paper undoubtedly intends to see to it that the three men responsible for this atrocity are caught and punished. The owners of this newspaper are putting up a ten thousand dollar reward for any information leading to the final arrest and conviction of those people involved. Those, with information are asked to call your nearest police station.
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